Boggarts: New Canon is Coming

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What do you fear?


I fear that Tonks will be revealed to have been a Mary Sue after all.

I fear that Dumbledore will make suggestive comments to anyone.

I fear that Remus and/or Severus will have their sexuality confirmed. (I'm...almost...resigned to Harry. But not my fandom OTP!!!)

I fear that there will be hobbits.

I fear that more unicorns will die.

I fear that Ginny really is a slut.

I fear that the centaurs will take over the Ministry of Magic.

I fear that Bill will cut his hair.

I fear that Fred and George's shop will fail.

I fear that Remus will join a werewolf pack.

I fear that Dumbledore will wear neon.

I fear that the House at Grimmauld Place will never be really clean.

I fear that the Garden Gnomes at the Burrow are in league with Voldemort.

I fear that Buckbeak will deliberately choke on a ferret in mourning for Sirius.

I fear that they will never find Sirius's motorbike.

I fear that Peter will be captured by a pet shop and Remus won't get to kill him.

I fear that Grawp will become a great orator and take over the Ministry.

I fear that Madame Maxime will die in childbirth.

I fear that Snape/Hagrid will happen.

I fear that McGonagall will wear pink.

I fear that Fawkes will be required to sacrifice more tail feathers.

I fear that turpentine won't work on Mrs. Black's portrait.

I fear that I know better fic writers than JKR.

...on second thought, that last one should go under Dementors.


My name is Lu Hallulat. And I am afraid.

Right. Now that I've done both...

What do you fear will happen in the next two books? It can be serious or fun. I'm just curious. List me some fears.

ETA: My serious fears are listed here