When I slung coffee, I was the only person who worked there with a non-functional gaydar. Probably some barista magic or secret ninja training that I never received or something. BUT! If you befriend a barista, he/she/it/they can do you helpful favors like confirming your suspicions of whether or not that girl you come in with next time is into you.

This happened TWICE while I worked at Gloria Jean's. HILARIOUS!