Pardon me...

Just...give me a minute for an insane giggle fit, will you? *giggles madly for a little bit*

Okay. That's better.

I was just hit on on the bus: Hello. Why, don't you look lovely today. My name is Keith. And you are? Well, Lu, it's nice to meet you. You know you are just so sweet, I wonder if you would give me your number and I could call you up and take you out for dinner some time. That is unless you already have a boyfriend? Oh, you do. That's too bad. Your boyfriend is a very lucky man, to have someone as pretty and sweet as you. You know I just got a divorce...I was married at fifteen for four and a half years and I got my divorce about a year ago. You are the very first girl I've asked out since then. Well, I asked one girl for her number, but I didn't call her. She wasn't as pretty as you. Oh, is this your stop? Well, it's mine too. It was so nice to meet you.

*Lu retreats as rapidly as possible...blinks hard...goes to library...sits down at computer...breaks down into mad giggles*

That will furnish me with entertainment for today.

V. quickly:

thaliachaunacy linked to this in her LJ and I found it absolutely hilarious.


For liberals in need of a laugh

Klepted

From thaliachaunacy

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