Ramblings of a total Zack girl

ITEM: Interesting (just to me, probably) update: I prefer my spice bar-muffins with sweet potato over having them with pumpkin.

ITEM: Starting to worry I actually tore something in my lower back. That's not good, correct?

ITEM: There is a freckled surfer boy in my Storytelling class, and I think we're flirting. He has actual muscles, and enjoys mountain biking. I BLAME SPENCER AND BRENDON, OKAY. It's kind of freaking me out! Not necessarily in a bad way, just in a wow-this-is-new way. I mean, expanding your horizons is awesome and stuff, just...I'm not quite sure what to do with this.

ITEM: Hey, I already have a bunny in my WiP folder that works for my Christmas fic fest assignment! This makes me happy on indecent levels.

ITEM: I have lost the page of the syllabus that tells me my professor's office hours. That CAN'T be good, considering I am doing a really weird project and need to talk it through with her.

ITEM: A lot of people are having a sucky time: HUGS TO YOU, OKAY

Question:

If I recast Hello, Dolly with

Ryan as Cornelius Hackle
Spencer as Barnaby
Jon as Irene
Brendon as Minnie

and

PETE WENTZ AS DOLLY LEVI


...on a scale of one to ten, how good is the crack I'm on?

They're very DIY; this makes me want to write about Jon working in Home Depot and Brendon suddenly discovering a need to remodel his entire house when he goes in to buy a lightbulb.

Also, Jon, your shoe dilemma makes me laugh endlessly, just so you know.

Question:

Brendon's magical tiara which fixes things

...valid plot bunny? Or INSANITY GIVEN VOICE?

Can anybody tell me how my silly, cracky little J2 bunny is somehow turning into an EPIC?

It has MULTIPLE. CHAPTERS. And it is all serious and full of flangst. And also Sandy was supposed to be the PoV character and instead she hasn't even SHOWN UP yet.

Lordee, somebody tell me that the writers of the "Sick 'Verse" and its sister-fics intended them to be that long...

So, I had the blinding revelation that hey, Reversathon's due in a little over a week. *duh*

I've made a few weak starts before, but nothing's really clicked. (Not to worry, mod, this is totally typical of my process.) I panicked.

I started brainstorming in earnest, and in the middle of this I fell asleep (update on workday from hell later.)

Actually, I frequently do this on purpose, brainstorming and then falling asleep--at least three fic plots have been realised for me by presenting me with Technicolor pictures. So, really, a good thing.

And I dreamed all right. Three of the plots I was thinking of, and about seven I wasn't (half of which were not, in fact, Harry Potter, but were Stargate: Atlantis instead) tumbled through my head, most of them logical, some of them great ideas, four or five actually fitting what I need to do for my Reversathon assignment.

HOWEVER.

In EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE DREAMS, the main characters were played by Jared and Jensen. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I don't mean, you know, a Jsquared AU or anything, I mean the actors were playing the characters in my film-dreams.

Jared, surprisingly, makes a great Snape. And Jensen's wry John Sheppard is priceless. Make of that what you will.

"Heart"-based little fic thing. *begs for feedback*

Title: Absolutely
Author: elucreh
Pairing: Sam/Madison; Sam/Dean implied
Rating: PG (for this part, at least)
Summary: There's messing with Sam and then there's cockblocking, and Dean wants Sam to get naked and dirty--Sam deserves it, he's been going through a lot of shit lately.