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So McKay wrote a new fic. And no, I haven't read it yet, but the summary is "just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

And it got me thinking.

HP=Gilligan's Island. C'mon! So totally!

Like, Snape is SO the Professor. Except snarkier.

And Remus is SO Mr. Howell. Except poorer.

And Fleur is SO Ginger. Except blonder.

And is Molly is SO Mary Ann. Except older.

And Narcissa is SO Mrs. Howell. Except angstier.

And Dumbledore is SO the Skipper. Especially in movie!GoF. Except skinnier.

And Neville is SO Gilligan. Except circumferentially-enhancedier.