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Feb. 27th, 2007 06:39 pmI am...very, very sick.
I am watching the first season of Gilmore Girls, JUST BECAUSE it has Jared.
I am watching the first episode and...just, seriously.
OMG.
HE IS SO WEE!!
He's just skinny and not yet gigantor and kind of adorably not-cheekboned and I want to pat him on the head and pinch his cheek.
ETA: OMG, she just asked if he looked "a little dangerous." *snorts* I took a moment to compare this wee!Jared!Dean-person with Evil!Jared!Sam-person and nearly busted my spleen.
ETA2: Third episode? THAT IS TOTALLY WOLF. WOLF IS HER TEACHER. I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING THAT PRETTY JARED + PRETTY WOLF = ENOUGH EYECANDY TO MAKE THIS A GOOD SHOW. (P.S. My lord, when did my requirements sink so low??) HE IS BEING CHARMING AND WITTY. KILL ME NOW. (Of course the lack of being-eaten threat does lessen the attraction a little, but...)(DAMN. He's a good teacher. The ante's right back up. *gives up, falls with crash that can be heard for miles*)
ETA3 (last one I swear): Seriously. Every time he shows up, grinning and flirting and being awkward but still giving it his all, I just have to go, "Hi Jared!" and sort of wave. Yes. Yes. I am totally being absolutely literal here. It is not happening in the decent privacy of my head. Because he is just that cute.
I am watching the first season of Gilmore Girls, JUST BECAUSE it has Jared.
I am watching the first episode and...just, seriously.
OMG.
HE IS SO WEE!!
He's just skinny and not yet gigantor and kind of adorably not-cheekboned and I want to pat him on the head and pinch his cheek.
ETA: OMG, she just asked if he looked "a little dangerous." *snorts* I took a moment to compare this wee!Jared!Dean-person with Evil!Jared!Sam-person and nearly busted my spleen.
ETA2: Third episode? THAT IS TOTALLY WOLF. WOLF IS HER TEACHER. I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING THAT PRETTY JARED + PRETTY WOLF = ENOUGH EYECANDY TO MAKE THIS A GOOD SHOW. (P.S. My lord, when did my requirements sink so low??) HE IS BEING CHARMING AND WITTY. KILL ME NOW. (Of course the lack of being-eaten threat does lessen the attraction a little, but...)(DAMN. He's a good teacher. The ante's right back up. *gives up, falls with crash that can be heard for miles*)
ETA3 (last one I swear): Seriously. Every time he shows up, grinning and flirting and being awkward but still giving it his all, I just have to go, "Hi Jared!" and sort of wave. Yes. Yes. I am totally being absolutely literal here. It is not happening in the decent privacy of my head. Because he is just that cute.