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[elucreh]

Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
I just didn't recognize the quote, sorry >_<
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
It is good, isn't it? *swoons*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Quote?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Martyr...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
It was probably my horrid explanation
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Yes. See. My fault.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Wow, my lack of eloquence is magnified a hundred fold tonight. Me apologize much.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
We are both ineloquent.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Perhaps we should drink a lot of wine and sing instead. *g*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Agreed *Gets out the Martinelli's*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Ooooh...bubbles~
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
! *does crazy fish impersonation*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Points, laughs, sways drunkenly*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Now we must sing.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
What should we sing?
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts, teach us something pleeese
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
You can keep your fancy ales...
you can drink them by the flagon,
for the only brew for the brave and true....
Comes from the Green Dragon!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby kneeeeeeeeeees...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
This is fun!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Is there anymore to your song?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Yeah!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
A wizard's staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Pardon my universe switching
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
XD I don't mind at all; my fandoms do it regularly
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Oh, you can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our hometown

You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink 'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true
Comes from The Green Dragon
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Perhaps with a snail if you slow to a crawl, but the hedgehog can never be...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Never mind. I'm not that drunk.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
HAaaaa
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Erm...those hares on the mountain can stay any day!!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
I cannot remember the beginning of one single Redwall song and I don't know why.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oh, mother, dear mother, sweet mother come quick...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
That's all.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
You may have to sing again.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Sings the Sorting Hat song, sways*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Let's see, from memory... haha...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Ummm...not sure I could do that
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Good luck!
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
I have a scary memory with rhyme for some reason, let's see
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
A thousand years or more ago, when I was newly sewn, there lived four wizards of renown, whose names are still well known
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*interrupts the song with drunken applause, frequently missing the other hand*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Startled, topples over, laughing hysterically* Bold Gryf-hiccup-indor from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from glen-HIC_...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*joins in roaring* Fair Hufflepuff from valley broad *stumbles over her feet* Shrewd Slytherin from fen
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
(That's all I know, I had to because I'm writing a founder's fic)
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Niiiice!
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Gets up, takes a swig as she falls over yet again* Mmmthisisgoodstuffmmmmm
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
HIC! *collapses next to Whitney, going back to the original song* Our head are something...something...HICsomething-something stuffHIC...something something...dead flies and bits ofHIC fluff...HIC!
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
FLUFF!!! *Roars with laughter*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Fluff...fluff...fluffy fluff...marshmallow FLUFF
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Where?!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Marshmallows...peeps...peepy peeps
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
yelloooooooow peepy peeps...peepeep chickens. Here peepeep chickens
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Chicky chick-chick
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oh. They're all gone. *stares owlishly into empty box*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmmf? *Spits out a few yellow, sparkly bits*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oh? It wasn't all me? Oh, good. Dietdietdietdi...HICit.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Hey...yellow...wasn't your hair yellow? Is it yellow now? Will it ever be yellow? I don't think it was yellow...or purple...or...or...heeeeee...Mrs. Wilde's hair is purple...or her baby is purple...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Or something...what color is your hair?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Bloooonde and red
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ronandginnyandfredandgeorgered
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Hic*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oooo...stripes? Good little gryffie *pets head*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
WAIT!! *sits up in stupefication* You're not a GRYffieeeee...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Yur a...a...a...thingie. You know.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
From a glen.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmmhmmmm
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
What comes from glens?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ravenclawses
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Yup *Hic*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oooooo...pretty birdsies, eagle Ravenslclawslels.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Do you fly, Ravenslclawsle?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
I don't think I know where the common room is anymore, Toto.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ooooh fly
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Flaps*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Don't...fly...might...fallintodung..HICins.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Meet Snape. Poor sad Snape., HIC never drinks, never knowswhatitslike...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
No...no...simpa-HIC-stuff
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Shnape? Ish. A. Codfish. Codfisssssssh.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Nononono...HIC...Hook. Hoookis a codfishfishfishy
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Then...Hook-is-Snape
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
?
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oh...questionhook.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Yes. SnapeisHuck.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmkay. Oooohmore Peepses.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Precioussss peepses... Mars is unusually bright tonight. Like the peepses...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Yelllooooo wuns?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Dependsh.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Brightpeepshees.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Dependsh?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
If you squint they're a kinda....mmmmmfluffy
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
((Say it out loud. Sounds like slurring. XD))
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Hangon...marzh...marzh....marzipan? Nono...marzh can't be bright like...like thepeepshees...peeepshees not red...Marsisred...peepsheesare yellooooooo,...oror pink. Or Blue~
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
BLUE LIKE THE BIRDIES
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*waves bottle in the air*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
BLUE LIKE THE BIRDIES THEY ISH!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
BLUE BIRDIES!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Chikenziz...iz...birdies. Right? Right.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Eggsanall.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
They gots feathers'r fur? They fluffy.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mammallybirds
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Butnot reptilez. Not lizardyparselthingies. Mamallybirdses.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmyup. No scales and tonguesthatgoin-and-out
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
SoHarry can't talkto them. PoorHarry. PoooooorHarry.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Poorlittleboy. Buthe's notaboy. 'Sman. Right? Not in ahandbasket. No...handbasket. *swigs again*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
One of the centaurs says 'e's nearing manhood poorbooypoorpoorboy
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Moodymoodyharry
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Sillyharry. Blaming...Minone. Blame...oldman...beard...white...YOU know...beeeeeezezzzz...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Misterwulfricbrian hehehehehehe
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Biran? Knowabrian...writes...aminals...ratsanthings...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ratslikewormtail...rrrrr...*Strangles table lamp*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Nonono...nothelamp. Need...lamp...writedownficsinnight...and dreams...here. *hands over cord to clock* Stranglethish. Alarms too early anyways.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Bites, sparks fly* Heeeeeeeee lookit!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Nomorelarums!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*does gleeful dance without getting up*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Uhoh see-zjure
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Sheeeez dying!
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Wheeee! Minna handbashket afterall.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Pours Advil pills all over you* Allbetternow.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Ooooo...*snatches at pills*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Clickity, clickity*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Preeeeeeeetteeee....
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Nomore handbashket?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Maybeethereish...ahandbashket...inthecloshet...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Nonono...notincloset...straight, Iam...myhandbashket's in Harry's...pocket...withiz...withiz...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
happyto seemeee?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Microphone!
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Wand!
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Dependsh on which fandomsh.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Mownly in HP's...fandom...and alittle TP.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
But in TP there'sonly lancezzzz...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
MicrophoneinCraigParkerfandomsh...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
SwordshinLOTR
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Heeeeelancezzzz
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Oooooo...heeeheeeHIC.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Pashthepeepshees.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Flings* Kaaaaaay
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*misses, crawls over to them*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
No. No. Dietshes. *flings back* Badlu...badlu...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ihavecarrotshticks
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Can'thave...carratshticks...llergic...broccolis? Steamedwithlemons?
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Mmmmm...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*goes into broccoli trance*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Attempts to prepare broccoli Muggle-fashion, fails. Draws wand and succeeds only in turning broccoli into baby food-like state*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Caneatmush...get it alloverme. *Focuses momentarily* Solido! *stares at frozen mush* Nomeprovement.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Heeeehhhhh.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Accio broccoli! *Splat*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmfff....
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Doesbroccolimelt withaccio?
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
PoooooorMoody. *hands over washcloth*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Hitmeintheface...thanksh
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Izyer nosebleeeedin?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Ishbroccolisupposedto be redded?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Reddinessish?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Redness... red...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Donthinkso.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Thinkitsgreeeeeen.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Likeparselthingummies
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Yes. LikeHarry. Harryzize.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
And scalezez
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Andbirdses...or were they bluuuuuue.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuu...pre-ty bluuuu.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmmyeah
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Plot bunny starts hopping* Crap.
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Shudgotosleep.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Yeahitslate
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Plotbunneeez? Noshare
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Bunny hops to MS Word*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Sharewithme pleeeeeeeese Whitney?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Somethingabouttwodrunkwitchesssss
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmyeo
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmyep*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Two very drunk witches indeed...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Hmmmmm...drunkwitches....
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*mumbling as eyes close* We're drunkwitches.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Very...*Burp*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Shouldtalk later...slate...classes tomorrow...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Blastherbologiligiliy...
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Stands you up, turns you in direction of door... realizes it's a window*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Goshleep
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
*walks out window*
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Go shleep now. Clashesssimportant
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
*Waves flappily, grins*
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Goingshleep. Talk to you after hungoverover?
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Mmmmyesh. Forum or LJ... yesh. I'm gonna go fic shomething...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Okay...writeabout drunkwishes...us...drunkwishes...
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Gnight.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Night
Elucreh A. Hallulat says:
Happyficcing
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody says:
Thanks, I may need it... *Hic*

Comments

YEAH! XD

[altheaharper.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you saved that! LMAO! Hysterical! XD *Runs in circles, spraying everything with Martinelli's*

Re: YEAH! XD

[adalanne.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's hilarious! Now I want to write about two drunk witches! ^_^

Fwahaha...

[altheaharper.livejournal.com]

It seems that the plot bunnies are abundant in that conversation. We should all write on that premise and see what happens; it could be very interesting to see!

[akazaam.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!

goodness, at least i didn't let YOU drive the flying car! just think, you wouldn't've been able to miss them! *shakes head with bemused smile* Lu lu lu lu lu...
;D

[akazaam.livejournal.com]

(them being trees)

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm not always drunk, you know. ^_^

[akazaam.livejournal.com]

well.... ;) lol <3