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The Outback almost took its revenge on you--fix the boomerang. --Tyler

When one has an eternity to spend in servitude, one doesn't typically count the days. --Soul-d

"There's no such thing as a healthy superstition." "Yeah? Whaddaya call washing your hands after going to the bathroom?"

Given infinite margins, a paragraph is just a line.

College is the time to experiment with things like not being shot.

I'm not sexist. I'm far too scared of women to be sexist. --Roseanne

This mystery is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks. --Seinfeld

Body in the closet--Oh, yeah, that's mine.

5th horseman as Female.

If you can guess what any of these has to do with clearing out my purse, you get fifteen points to your house.
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