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[elucreh]

Dear Muse,

I do not like the doorbell ditching. I'd really rather you stayed locked up in your tower and sulked than came creeping down the stairs holding a bunny by its ears, shoved it viciously through the letterbox, rang the bell, and ran away laughing maniacally. This could be a good fic, that we could write together. You got the Humour, Romance, and Less-Major Character rabbits to breed quite a nice little specimen. I commend you. But you have to help me raise it into a full-grown, fully-fleshed bunny for the masses to eat. They're not interested in eating bony little baby bunnies, and I can't grow it up on my own. I need you.

Very little love, unless it will bribe you to come back and hand-feed the rabbit,
Me

Comments

[bacaninho.livejournal.com]

Stupid Muse. He's always lame that way. Persuades you to get a pet and then expects you to feed it.

Sheesh

[tennemouse.livejournal.com]

Hi. I saw your recent host to the House Episodes community and couldn't help but notice that you're rather clever. Also you have the cutest badger icon!!!

...Just sayin'. ^^;;;