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elucrehAnd to cheer myself up now that I've gone and got all depressed about the misunderstandings in the world, I shall klept a meme from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thetreacletart.
The meme: To commemmorate official Relax, Relate, Release day, flame yourself! It's liberating!
Quid Quid Latine: The male bashing! Oh, the male bashing! And your Latin is horrid! Can't you at least get your basic nouns right? And where the heck did the house-elf come from? And why is Helga, who is supposed to be the nurturing one, so willing to drop Godric while he's suffering from second-degree dragonfire burns?
Love Conquers All: Let's start with that absolutely revolting title! Where did you come up with that? It sounds like a short story by a half-literate infatuated middle school girl with no talent whatsoever and less brain! You contradicted yourself twice! And Hermione cried over something Ron said to her. She doesn't DO that! She's far too proud! And using her menses as an excuse? *does Malfoy-treatment-of-Dobby impression* Stupid author!
Sleeping Through Anything: The stupid title thing again! Not to mention the fact that Voldemort is clearly the type to wear day-glo orange, not lime green! With his eyes he would be in Christmas colors, which is clearly not in character! And you left out all the important elements that you meant to include. And (since this is actually from a review that someone left to me, which as a senseless attack is really a flame) Howlers don't cause boils!
Dinner Companion. *winces* This one is my special baby. I refuse to admit that there is anything technically wrong with it. But: Werewolves are not blood-lusty! They are just ordinary people!...wait. That's not valid either. I clearly point out that he acts that way because it is the role society has thrust him into. *sigh* I just can't bear to flame that one. I'm sorry.
Flaming me in general:
You spend too much time on the web! Talk to RL people every once in a while! And stop being so arrogant about your homework! And why are you so nice to bus drivers? And what is WITH those ugly shoes?
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TTT is right. That was FUN!
thetreacletart. The meme: To commemmorate official Relax, Relate, Release day, flame yourself! It's liberating!
Quid Quid Latine: The male bashing! Oh, the male bashing! And your Latin is horrid! Can't you at least get your basic nouns right? And where the heck did the house-elf come from? And why is Helga, who is supposed to be the nurturing one, so willing to drop Godric while he's suffering from second-degree dragonfire burns?
Love Conquers All: Let's start with that absolutely revolting title! Where did you come up with that? It sounds like a short story by a half-literate infatuated middle school girl with no talent whatsoever and less brain! You contradicted yourself twice! And Hermione cried over something Ron said to her. She doesn't DO that! She's far too proud! And using her menses as an excuse? *does Malfoy-treatment-of-Dobby impression* Stupid author!
Sleeping Through Anything: The stupid title thing again! Not to mention the fact that Voldemort is clearly the type to wear day-glo orange, not lime green! With his eyes he would be in Christmas colors, which is clearly not in character! And you left out all the important elements that you meant to include. And (since this is actually from a review that someone left to me, which as a senseless attack is really a flame) Howlers don't cause boils!
Dinner Companion. *winces* This one is my special baby. I refuse to admit that there is anything technically wrong with it. But: Werewolves are not blood-lusty! They are just ordinary people!...wait. That's not valid either. I clearly point out that he acts that way because it is the role society has thrust him into. *sigh* I just can't bear to flame that one. I'm sorry.
Flaming me in general:
You spend too much time on the web! Talk to RL people every once in a while! And stop being so arrogant about your homework! And why are you so nice to bus drivers? And what is WITH those ugly shoes?
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TTT is right. That was FUN!
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