Oh, Lord...

[elucreh]

If any of you need a pick-me-up or a chuckle...Check this out. You will laugh till you cry.

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[wahlee-98.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Bordering on blasphemous, and yet--


So. True.

*dies*

[kells.livejournal.com]

I didn't find it funny?...+shrugs+

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

How active are you in the general fandoms community, Kell?

[kells.livejournal.com]

not so much

+shrugs+ That might be why

[fernwithy.livejournal.com]

Messiah Sues.

Lyk OMG! Jeezie, are you, like, all right?

And one of them will turn out to be the daughter of Satan, and she'll be redeemed and save Jesus from dying on the cross. Or maybe Jesus's twin sister, Christie.

It's funny, but also horrifyingly possible. There's already Biblefic at the Pit. A cute actor and a lot of publicity could definitely drive it over the edge. This is laughter bordering on nervous mania. And I'm a Jew.

Oh, dear Lord. I just realized the other Sue-to-be. The Jewish girl who "comes around" at the last minute.

Sporks at the ready, cap'n.

(I won't even approach the Jack Sparrow line. It frightens me too deeply, especially keeping that money-changers-in-the-Temple scene in mind.)

[fernwithy.livejournal.com]

Just for a kick, I went over to the Pit and found these gems already in the Bible section.

Lord, have mercy...

Stare into the Abyss by Sarah Ireland
The story of Mary the Magdalene--and myself.

It was a clear nightThen it happend by an'elf's Daughter
The judgment. The horsemen of terrer. I should know. I was there.

Moses: War Counsels by Somebody's Soulmate
This might be just a little sacreligious, but it didn't offend my church leaders, parents or Christian friends, so... Moses is talking to Israel and, for some reason, God is standing nearby and interrupting. And, yes, I gave God a personal assistant.

Hadasah: Forgotten Daughter by sarika
The story of Hadasah, the second child of the first man and woman created. She witnessed the death of one brother and the banishment of the other. Her tale is a fresh retelling of one of the oldest stories ever told. Please R&R!

The Bible 2: The Smiting by Helix Fox
Our lord Jesus Christ returns to continue the battle against evil in the new millenium.

[magnolia-mama.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell, I just spat soup all over my keyboard.

Where was this when the Last Temptation of Christ came out? ;-)

[bluedaisy62.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord is right... Lol! Thanks for the laugh. That was just... great. ~T

[maybeimcrazy.livejournal.com]

Won't let me view it.

[akazaam.livejournal.com]

i couldn't see it, either