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Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elucrehOh, there's nothing halfway
About the Iowa way to treat you,
When we treat you
Which we may not do at all.
There's an Iowa kind of special
Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude.
We've never been without.
That we recall.
We can be cold
As our falling thermometers in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We could stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But what the heck, you're welcome,
Join us at the picnic.
You can eat your fill
Of all the food you bring yourself.
You really ought to give Iowa a try.
Provided you are contrary,
We can be cold
As our falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But we'll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crops should happen to die.
...YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GIVE IOWA A TRY!!!
Hooray for IOWA!! I will now perform celebratory backflips and make my baby sister watch The Music Man with me!!
About the Iowa way to treat you,
When we treat you
Which we may not do at all.
There's an Iowa kind of special
Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude.
We've never been without.
That we recall.
We can be cold
As our falling thermometers in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We could stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But what the heck, you're welcome,
Join us at the picnic.
You can eat your fill
Of all the food you bring yourself.
You really ought to give Iowa a try.
Provided you are contrary,
We can be cold
As our falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July.
And we're so by God stubborn
We can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But we'll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crops should happen to die.
...YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GIVE IOWA A TRY!!!
Hooray for IOWA!! I will now perform celebratory backflips and make my baby sister watch The Music Man with me!!
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Date: 2009-04-03 10:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-04 03:03 am (UTC)I hope and I pray that Hester can win just one more 'A.'
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Date: 2009-04-05 09:21 pm (UTC)*drops link*
*sneaks away*
I'm not on LJ. You can't prove anything.
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Date: 2009-04-05 09:29 pm (UTC)