Today's Source of Amusement
Mar. 24th, 2011 07:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elucrehI have two little troublemakers in my class. I call them Spaceman Spiff and Hobbes because IT FITS SO WELL IT'S KIND OF EERIE. (Hobbes: prone to sudden attack, likes to pretend he is a tiger all the time, remarkably reasonable; Spiff: curious, intelligent, unquenchable desire to make the world a more INTERESTING place, scuba dives in three inches of water)
Hobbes is still potty-training, although he's doing really well with it. Let me show you.
HOBBES, going into the bathroom and pulling down his pants: Don'tshootdon'tshootdon'tshoot
MS LU, bemused: ?????
HOBBES, climbing on toilet and positioning himself: SHOOT LIKE A WATERFALL!!!
HOBBES: *pees*
Hobbes is still potty-training, although he's doing really well with it. Let me show you.
HOBBES, going into the bathroom and pulling down his pants: Don'tshootdon'tshootdon'tshoot
MS LU, bemused: ?????
HOBBES, climbing on toilet and positioning himself: SHOOT LIKE A WATERFALL!!!
HOBBES: *pees*
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