I'm sorry, SO FUNNY, couldn't resist...

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Which LJ friends will you sleep with?
LJ Username
Favorite Color	redblueyellowpurplegreenorangepinkwhiteblackbrown
Are you drunk?
Sex in the backseat of a car	dreamkeeper77
Sex at a democratic convention	new_direction
Sex on a nude beach	r_h_ficathon
Hottest sex of your life	jsguardian
Sex rating - 60%
Number of times you will orgasm	25
This QuickKwiz by akasha82 - Taken 28048 Times.

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ORGY at the nude beach...with all my favorite people who write smut...LOL

Which LJ friends will you sleep with?
LJ Username
Favorite Color	redblueyellowpurplegreenorangepinkwhiteblackbrown
Are you drunk?
Sex in the backseat of a car	florahart
Sex at a democratic convention	divadivine
Sex on a nude beach	ladyg_funk
Hottest sex of your life	chickadilly
Sex rating - 35%
Number of times you will orgasm	140
This cool quiz by akasha82 - Taken 28048 Times.

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I had sex with Allison at a democratic convention...*falls over laughing*

Will your LiveJournal friends betray you?
LJ Username
This friend will betray you	allichan
This friend will talk about you behind your back	franny_riddle
This friend will kill your pet	gaineewop21
This friend will stay by your side	buy_them_ipods
This friend will try to kill you, but fail	anamchara
This friend will murder you. (oh poor you)	silver_and_gold
This Quiz by vampirechick1345 - Taken 1476 Times.

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Sorry, Crystal, I don't have a pet...will you accept a little brother?

...I was successfully bumped off by a recs journal. *feels pathetic*

Is your LJ worth the time?
Name
Age
LJ username
How old you will be when you stop using LJ	74
HOW much money you'll spend on LJ	$110,130,796.48
How many friends you willl have on your LJ	3656
Percentage of your LJ friends who actually read your LJ - 80%
You know everything about LJ	TRUE
This cool quiz by lilmissymiss7 - Taken 458 Times.

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I wouldn't be surprised if my flist DID expand to those numbers...oh, hey, I realised this morning that I've reached 100 friend-ofs--*feels special*

What would your LJ friends do if they saw a porno of you on the net?
LJ Username
Tells everybody they know	merrycontrary
Tells your parents	thaliachaunacy
Watches long enough to see that your parents are in it too	adalanne
Bookmarks the page	lina_granger
Buys a one year membership to the site	aletino
Suffers from stucky keyboard syndrome	allichan
This Quiz by true_epimetheus - Taken 624 Times.

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The idea of TC telling my parents...*sniggers*

What's really going on
LJ Username
Is DEEPLY in love with you	susy_gwen
Just wants to fuck you	jo_rowling
Found you from a reccomended friend	myf
Is planning to kidnap you	mapletide
Is stalking you	lizabethy
How cool you are - 84%
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How much do you think I could get from a tabloid if I let her...?

If you and your friends were a Superhero Team
LJ Username
Pick a Hat	Bowler Crown Top Hat Fedora Baseball Cap Pope Hat Bonnet Ten Gallon Hat Dunce Cap Bicycle Helmet
Type of Chip	Pringles Sour Cream and Onion Barbecue Salt and Vinegar Tortilla Wood Blue Poker off the old block
What Kind of costume do you have?
After gaining your powers	from a secret government experiment
You joined forces with	anamchara
and	caledon_reganum
to	get laid
as the	Conspiracy Crew
While Constantly working against the plans of	anamchara
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Even this one is about sex.
Also, anamchara appears to have a secret agenda. Hmmmm...



Chase's b-day last night. So much fun bowling and being silly. Finished Popeye collection. Need to develop pics now.

SPREAD THE RON LOVE!!!

He is such a dear boy. *snuggles Ron*